I seriously laughed so hard. If you’re an astronaut like me, you’ll get it.
I’M PRETTY SURE I’M NOT AN ASTRONAUT AND I GOT THIS JOKE THEY TEACH ABOUT JUPITER’S FUCKING GIANT NEVER ENDING STORM IN LIKE 3RD GRADE
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I have always had people say I should “eat something” - this is my body, and I was never happy with it, but it’s all I have.
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I just wanna punch a goddamn wall of fuck you.
fuck you.
fuck you.
teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license
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apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google
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if u think i’m attractive u probably have the world’s lowest standards
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I really need more lingerie like this.
Ima go shopping again soon :3
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